luigiman:

an-inanimate-object:

luigiman:

its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying

Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.

rangerkimmy:

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.

DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

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electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

ganjfl:

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

thefrogman:

By Sarah Lazarovic [website | tumblr | twitter]

optify:

f00dmakesmesmile:

I FOUND IT AGAIN OMFG ASDFGHJKL YESSSS

OHMYGOD!!!!

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

he-wants-the-doitsu:

When someone tries going through your sketch book